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ChrisT
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Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:23 pm Posts: 112
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 Pirates vs Ninjas.
Clearly, ninjas all the way. You could be walking down the street and walk right past one because they're stealthy like that. Pirates are very obvious due to the peg legs, pirate gear, and stage 5 veneral disease. Therefore, combat advantage: ninjas.
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AmyS
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Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:15 pm Posts: 11
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 Pirates!
Pirates are fearsome and swarthy and know how to woo the ladies. Also, they exist. And carry machine guns.
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AlexTD
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:36 am Posts: 257
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But can you really prove that ninjas don't?
You do, however, bring up an important aspect of the argument, being that in the modern day, it is unlikely that Somalian pirates w/ machine guns and less venerial diseases would encounter the asian ninjas who (I posit) live in secret enclaves in the Himalayas. It's really a water issue.
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ChrisL
Joined: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:47 pm Posts: 1
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
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Nijole
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:46 pm Posts: 1
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
I would rather be a Pirate, they get to spend lots of time on the beach, travel the world, grow cool facial hair, plunder and drink rum on stolen boats all day. But ninjas would win in a fight, hands down, because all they do is train to kill people, and yeah I guess they get better weapons and combat moves, but I bet they are pretty lame to hang out with on weekends.
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| Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:21 pm |
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AlexTD
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:36 am Posts: 257
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
I think that is one of the better arguments i have heard in favor of pirates. 
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AndreaSanders
Joined: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:15 am Posts: 2 Location: Atlanta USA
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
For me I would choose as a ninjas than a pirate ninjas are better and they look nice than. Nice thread I like the discussions here thanks for sharing. 
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Kelly Thundercloud
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Joined: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:05 pm Posts: 41 Location: Richfield, WI
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
Ohhh come on! Pirates are way cooler!! They have ships and they sail around  Ninjas are boring 
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ChrisT
Tree-Hugger
Joined: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:23 pm Posts: 112
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
Hmm, there does need to be clarification. Pirates are more fun, but ninjas are more badass. It's like, sure, Batman's awesome, but I wouldn't want to be him.
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Kelly Thundercloud
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
Badass isn't cool imo. I'd rather have fun.
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AlexTD
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
I guess the question becomes then would you rather be one or hang out with them. Cause I'd rather be a ninja, but sailing around on (at least a Disneyfied version of) a pirate ship would way more fun.
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EnviroBrain
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 Re: Pirates vs Ninjas.
Definitely ninjas. Pirates seem clumsy and brutish. I'd rather use my stealth skills than a giant weapon.
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